Clueless...

Carter has been having grave difficulties with his pants lately. He is absolutely CLUELESS as to how it is happening. Let me preface with the fact that most of his pants are hand-me-downs. They have survived an entire year (or more) of Alex wearing them and most are received in pristine condition. Carter, however, manages to get stains and rips with absolutely no inkling as to their origins. It's like little fairies swarm him and zap him with stains...and use their little scissors to cut holes in the knees! Please observe the myriad of stains obtained in a single day! Note the multiple colors! I ask if the reddish-orange stain was spaghetti sauce. Did he sit in it at lunch? He acted like I was crazy and replied, "No, Mom. Remember I took my lunch today. I had a bologna sandwich." That is definitely NOT bologna on his pants!

This is exhibit number two...massive hole. I would understand if this was from a day at school or roughhousing with the neighborhood kids. But noooooo....he managed to get this AT CHURCH. Yes, at church. He sat in a pew with us for the first 20 minutes then he moved upstairs to children's church where he again sat for a lesson...no scissors were involved. Again, he gives us a cute little smirk and says, "I know! Crazy, right?" Clueless, indeed!