Wednesday, May 25th was a dark day at casa de Galbraith. Not only did Carter have strep throat, but it was the finale of the Oprah Winfrey Show. After 25 years she was leaving me. If you know me even a little bit, you know this was cause for me to check into Bridgeway...no drama intended (well, maybe just a little)! I started watching her majesty when I was 12 (that's one year older than Alex is now) and I'm now 37. I've watched her while doing my homework after drill team practice and I've watched her while rocking my babies to sleep. I don't have the luxury of sitting down at 4:00 every day, but I religiously DVR her shows and use them as my evening nightcap.
HOWEVER, on Wednesday I was bound and determined to watch the final episode at 4:00 the way nature intended. I actually contemplated having an Oprah watch party, but thought it best to cry alone (insert more drama). We were scheduled to have bad weather that afternoon and evening. It has been a horrible tornado season! The wind started whipping up at 3:10 and the sirens were going off at 3:15. I huddled the boys in the laundry room and began responsibly watching the weather...while secretly praying, "PLEASE let this by over by 4:00. I need to tell "my girl" goodbye." As if on cue, the weather not only cleared, but the sun came out by 3:45! I breathed a sigh of relief and told the boys to occupy themselves because mommy was going to a funeral (insert drama, panic and grief).
I settled in at 4:00 with a blanket and a box of Kleenex. Imagine my horror when I clicked the remote and found this:
That, folks, is our trusted Channel 7 weatherman and tanning expert (for you non-Arkansans, he has elevated tanning to a new art form), Ned Perme. That's right, the storms had passed through Little Rock, but were apparently hitting other locations. While I was selfishly wondering why they couldn't broadcast those small town risks over the RADIO (I know, it's not my finest moment, but I'm being honest), Ned says, "I know we are interrupting the scheduled finale of the Oprah Winfrey Show. We are reading your emails and hearing your calls. However, let's keep this in perspective. These are potentially deadly tornadoes." These words should have squelched the flames of my anger. Unfortunately, my brain heard two things: 1) Keep those calls coming in, sisters! We have to ban together! 2) The key word, Ned, is POTENTIAL. There is NOTHING on the ground, so GET OFF MY TV!
Ned didn't get off my TV. He continued to do his job, which I suspect was the responsible thing to do. I finally got to watch "my girl" the next day when it re-aired. I cried as I suspected (come on, it was touching!) and tried to picture my life without the Oprah Show as the background music (put on your seatbelts, I just took drama to a new elevation). Upon serious reflection, I had an "aha moment." Oprah wouldn't want me to be bitter. She would want me to go on and "live my best life"...at least until I can coax her back onto the airwaves!
FYI: She's waving specifically to me...it's a little thing we like to do.